Limericks

She wore a bonnet of blue.
To the park and the bank and the zoo.
When they threw her in the clink,
Only then did she think:
Perhaps I should have worn something else too?

Young layers will surely all see
Male companionship's economy.
And should he perchance
At rivers red blanch,
Remind him this ferry ain't free.

My virginal diva is renowned
Her reputation flawless and sound
Though many times she's sung
She's ne'er had her bell rung.
Though many auditions I've perform'd.